Mistakes can happen to even the most experienced travellers to France. I made many during my first few trips to France (and still make some now but I am improving!) Have a read and see which ones are new to you! I’ve got a list of 10 costly and embarrassing travel mistakes to avoid in France.
[You can check out my post about the 10 Dos and Don’ts When In France as the more common mistakes that tourists make are listed. Two French language mistakes in that post have to do with not using “bonjour” when you enter a store and using “Vous” and “Tu” (you) incorrectly.]
Let’s start with the funniest mistakes you can make in France—those French mistakes that can be embarrassing not just for you, but for the person you’re speaking to.
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A. Embarrassing Travel Mistakes To Avoid In France
In the French language, there are many double meanings. The following 4 mistakes have sexual connotations, so when you are in France, watch what you say. It might come across the wrong way!
Mistake #1: You Didn’t Mean To Say It Sexually!
If you want to speak French, you really should check the proper way of saying phrases that you usually use in English. It can be incredibly embarrassing if you think you know what you’re saying and instead say something entirely inappropriate. What comes to mind? The sentence, “I was excited…(ie. excited to see you, perhaps?)”.
Do not use the phrase, “Je suis excité(e)” (to be excited). It’s not what you think it means. Yes, there’s a sexual connotation.
Mistake #2: Were You Hot or Horny?
Here’s another phrase you should not say. Let’s say it’s summer and it’s 95 degrees in Paris. Yes, you are (temperature) hot. You should say, “J’ai chaud” (I am hot) just as you would say “J’ai soif” (I am thirsty) or “J’ai faim” (I am hungry).
Do NOT say, “Je suis chaud”. It basically means, “I am horny”.
Mistake #3: You’re Good….In Bed?
I know you want to congratulate someone by saying, “Tu es bonne” (“You’re good”), but unfortunately, this means “You’re good in bed” (well, actually something worse than that). Instead, say, “Tu chante bien” (You sing well)—say what the person is good at.
Mistake #4: “To Kiss”
Don’t use the word “baiser” as a verb (to kiss) as it can also be a vulgar slang term when used alone and depending on the context. If you are not careful, you might say, “Il m’a baisée” which means “He f____ed me” even though you thought you were saying, “He kissed me”.
It’s better to say, “Il m’a embrassée”, “faire une bise”, or “faire une bisou” to mean to give a kiss on the cheek.
How To Kiss In French
If you are interested in kissing someone the “French way”, here’s what you should know:
Don’t kiss the wrong number of times. You’ve seen it in the movies: two people greet each other and kiss each other on the cheek. It really isn’t a “kiss” but a coming together of the cheeks. The kiss is “la bise”. Kisses are given on each cheek by men and women to the same and opposite sex. But did you know that different regions have a different number of kisses? Here’s the rule:
- 2 bises (one on each cheek) is for Paris
- 3 bises are often used in the south of France
- 4 bises are often used in the north of France
B. Costly Mistakes To Avoid In France
When it comes to making mistakes in France that end up costing you (me) more money, it usually has to do with not paying attention, which is weird because I’m a detail person; however, I think that when you’re travelling and trying to figure out where to go and trying to keep your eye on your luggage, your purse, and your safety at the same time, it becomes overwhelming. New environments can cause you to make mistakes. Here are just a few costly mistakes I’ve made in France.
Mistake #5: Paris Metro (or Tram And Bus) Violations
The Paris RAPT (Metro/Tram/Bus) system has many rules and when you don’t follow them, you can be fined. They are on the trains all the time and they even have credit card machines with them. Violations will be enforced on the spot. Even with a Navigo Easy pass, I’ve been stopped and my pass has been scanned to make sure it had been validated.
The inspectors encounter thousands of riders who break the rules, so they’ve become unsympathetic and tone-deaf to those who complain. Don’t try the “But I’m a tourist” line. It doesn’t matter and they don’t care.
Here are just a few of the ways that you can be fined:
- if you don’t have your Metro ticket on you before you leave the station (“Sans titre de transport”)
- if you haven’t validated your ticket (“Non validation d’un abonnement”)
- if you have put your feet on the seat (the Infraction is called “Pied banquette”)
- if you’ve been caught being disorderly, smoking, etc. (“Trouble de la tranquillité”, “Violation de l’interdiction de fumer”, etc.)
- On the RATP website, they list the violations and fines:
Mistake #6: Not Carefully Checking Which Train To Board
I have never made this mistake again because it was a major mistake (and a costly mistake to boot). When I arrived at the train station, I checked the departures board and located what platform (voie) my train was to be on. I headed there and lord knows why I thought my train was on the right. I was so focussed on getting into the correct car (coach) and finding my seat that I didn’t check if it was my train!
Checked With Other Passengers
As the train started leaving exactly on time, the announcer listed the towns. Hmmmm, Some students told me I was going to Perpignan, which is on the way to Barcelona. I asked another passenger if this was the train going to Barcelona. She said yes. So at least I was going in the right direction: south; but, I was on the entirely wrong train!
As time went on I started to get worried. Something didn’t feel right. I got up to check if I was in car number 11. No, I wasn’t. Maybe I was just in the wrong car. I walked through the train and discovered there were only 8 cars. No car number 11!
Checked With Train Personnel
I spoke to a train personnel who said I was on the wrong train and should get off at the next stop in Nimes. I could then make my way to Barcelona. There was a train leaving 5 hours later and I had to buy a new ( $175) ticket in first class as everything was sold out in second class. There was nothing else I could do.
To Avoid Making The Mistake I Did
- check the train number, coach, and seat number on your ticket
- on the departures board, check what “voie” (platform) your train will be on
- when you get to the platform there will often be trains on either side. Both could be heading in the same direction (ie. south) but it’s important to look carefully at your ticket and see what the train number is.
- check the digital board on the platform to confirm what side your train will be on and where you should board the train. Your coach will correspond to a place on the platform (ie. A, B, C, etc). For example: coach 11 lines up with letter “G”.
- double-check with train personnel to be sure you’re on the correct platform and correct side.
Mistake #7: Not Paying Attention To Speed Limits And Parking Signs
As I wrote in this post “Trip Advice: Traffic Tickets In France”,
I got 2 speeding tickets and a parking ticket all during one trip, simply because I was not paying attention. France has more and more photo radar machines in operation, so I am now especially cautious when driving and parking.
This post discusses how I found out about my infractions and how I paid the 3 tickets.
Mistake #8: Not Reading The Details About Checking In
A few years ago, I booked an apartment in Biarritz with a beautiful view of the ocean. I arrived on a Sunday at 5 pm and no one was at reception.
The place I rented was located in an apartment building with a front desk; however, I was not careful enough to check that reception was only open in the morning, so I had no accommodation for that night. Fortunately, it was mid-September, and I was able to get a reasonably-priced hotel room just 2 minutes away. Had it been high season…..lord knows what I would have done or how much more it would have cost me! That was a costly mistake.
Mistake #9: Falling For Scams
I do not sign petitions, buy Eiffel Tower keychains from guys on the street, or take tuk-tuk rides. What you think is a good deed or cheap will end up costing you more than you think. Do your research on where to buy souvenirs and who to take tours from.
Also, don’t go with a taxi driver who approaches you. Join the taxi line and, if after getting in, the driver says he’ll only take cash and he can take you to an atm machine, get out. S/he is either not a legitimate taxi driver or the driver simply doesn’t want to pay the credit card fees and taxes. You should be able to pay with a credit card. And going from the airport to Paris, there is a fixed rate price that varies depending if you’re going to the left or right bank. Check out this post to see the various ways you can get from the airport to central Paris.
Mistake #10: Tipping After A Meal
You don’t need to give a tip after you finish your meal. Most meals are “Service Compris” which means the service/tip is included in the bill. If you feel the service went above and beyond, was “over the top”, and deserves special recognition, then leave a few Euros.
Now that you’re aware of some mistakes you could make when you travel in France, be sure to check out these Top 10 Helpful Hints.
Are there any travel mistakes in France that you’ve seen other tourists make (or you’ve made) that you’d like to share?
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AutoEurope: is the only car rental supplier that I will use–with the best prices, and they will refund the difference if the price goes down.
Trainline: offers an easy way to book train tickets.
Get Your Guide and Viator: Both offer tours, city cards, tickets, airport pickups, and so many other things you’ll need at your destination.
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